Hitting on a Girl

October 2, 2014 by magicallydelicioussuperslut

This is something I have discussed before. But since it keeps being a problem, I guess we’re going to keep discussing it.

So here we go again: Tips for talking to a girl for the first time.

More and more relationships are started online. And I personally use fetlife.com and okcupid.com to meet people.

But here’s the problem: A lot of people think a good pick-up line is “Do you want to swallow my cum?”

First: very few girls have that fetish. Most of them find it lumpy and gross. Sure, some girls find it a real turn-on. But it’s less than half so maybe play the odds on this one?

Second: talking to girls isn’t hard. You treat them like people and show them respect. It’s that simple. Sub, Domme, or even a vanilla girl. All women deserve respect. So speak to them like they are human beings.

Let’s talk about pornography. If you sit at home all day and watch it, you might get the impression that all girls are just sitting around waiting to be gang-banged by complete strangers.

But let’s say you talk to a real girl. Not a paid actress. But a real live girl. You don’t want to talk to her like one of the porn stars you jack off to.

Here’s another real actual line I got from a guy: “I just want to show up at a girl’s house and have her be in panties and we just fuck.”

Okay. I have seen that porn.

However, responsible people get STD tests before engaging in sexual escapes with strangers. Why? Well, because condoms are not 100% effective against things like Herpes, and I don’t want to have Herpes.

Now then, another point: Yes, I am a Magically Delicious Super Slut.

However, that does not mean I have sex with everyone I meet. It means I enjoy sex, and I have interesting sex. It’s kinky and it’s exciting and it’s inventive. But it doesn’t mean I just fuck random people who’ve said hi to me online. I do have standards, just like anyone else.

The more you have sex with someone, the better it should get. You get to know one another and what each other likes and that helps. So I like to have relationships rather than one-night stands. That means I tend to choose people worth having a conversation with. If we’re going to lay in bed catching our breaths, it would be nice if we have something to say to one another.

So think it through. Don’t open with crass and obnoxious things like: “I want you to suck my balls.”

What that makes you look like is a woman-hating twerp with no respect for the person you are talking to, as well as someone who is sexually frustrated and poorly endowed. It makes it look like you’re taking your issues out on random people because you fail at relationships.

So what DO you say to a girl?

Well, here’s an obvious one. Read her profile and bring up something from it. For example, “I see you like Firefly. Long live the brown coats!”

If nothing on her profile makes any sense to you, then the chances are you won’t get along. Maybe don’t start a conversation with her, even if she is hot.

Also, it never hurts to start with: “Hi. You seem interesting. Would you like to talk, or maybe get coffee some time?”

I know it sounds crazy, but it works. It shows respect. It shows you recognize that the women you’re talking to is a person, and that you are not objectifying her. And when you treat people with respect and decency, you might actually get a positive response. Imagine that!

Now, I would give tips for meeting people in person, but honestly, I hate doing that. When you bump into a random stranger as a poly Dominatrix, you’re not likely to have anything in common with them. And it can take a very long time to explain that being poly doesn’t mean I’m cheating on my husband, or that I am unhappy in my relationship. And explaining kink to a vanilla person does not always go well.

But if you do meet someone you think you might like in person, maybe keep the same things in mind? Respect. Kindness. Etc…

It’s just basic stuff really, but inevitably I run into people who don’t know it. So hopefully this helped some of those people who may wonder why I didn’t write them back.

Secrets and Lies

September 25, 2014 by magicallydelicioussuperslut

After some of the shit I’ve seen lately, I think I need to start by saying I love my husband. Pet; you’re wonderful and I hope you realize how glad I am to have you.

On to the topic of secrets and lies:

I can’t believe some things require saying, but life is full of weird situations and I understand that sometimes it’s hard to avoid things that you’d maybe rather not do.

But look; secrets and lies are bad.

I come from a very sex-positive mindset. I trade STD tests with potential partners and get myself screened every six months. I am in a happy, healthy, poly marriage. I am a straight-forward, no-nonsense kind of person.

With that said; not everyone can be this way. People find themselves in weird situations. For example, in the military it is very against the rules to have sex with someone who is of lower rank, because they could feel coerced and this is comparable to rape in the eyes of our armed forces.

But if you are of a high rank, and there is no one else around that is, what are you supposed to do? Star Trek TNG confronted this a few times. A good example would be the episode where Jean Luc falls for one of his officers and then has to send her into danger on a planet. They discuss the moral issues involved with that, and the emotional ones. And in the end they decide it isn’t worth it.

Now I don’t know if you guys are Star Trek fans, but I think if Jean Luc Picard can fall into a moral quandary over sex, then I’m sure the rest of us can too.

So what to do in these situations?

Well the key BDSM rule is “safe, sane, and consensual.” I think that applies to all things.

But let’s look at an example or two.

There is a couple I am friends with who just broke up. And two weeks after the break up, the guy got married to a completely different and seemingly random girl.

Now, he swears that he never cheated in the 5 years he was with his girlfriend in a monogamous relationship. But I don’t know which is worse. Cheating is pretty bad (cheating as defined by lying to your partner about who you’re having sex with). But marrying someone you don’t really know after two weeks is also bad. So I’m not sure what’s up there, but it’s probably bad ju-ju all around.

So the girl went all Carrie Underwood and wrecked all his stuff.

First: Ladies, let’s be classy. What kind of person does ridiculous shit like wrecking another person’s car or setting their things on fire? Come on. You are better than that. And while I’m at it, don’t hit guys either. Just because they probably won’t hit you back, doesn’t make it okay.

Second: Guys, c’mon. Really. Don’t do shit that is going to get you in trouble. If you have negotiated a monogamous relationship then don’t cheat. If you don’t want to be in a monogamous relationship, then don’t negotiate one.

I know that for a guy, it’s considered crazy to turn down a girl who wants to have sex with you. But look; it’s all about the greater good. Secrets and lies blow up in your face eventually and it never ends well. Having sex with co-workers, cheating, and other devious shit is bound to get you in trouble.

I know there are grey areas and sometimes it seems like you can have ALL THE THINGS and not get caught. And I know sometimes you just give in to impulses you can’t help and think “Oh fuck it, what’s the worst that could happen?”

But don’t be surprised when things get all fucked up because you lied. And yes, lying by omission totally counts.

If you want to be with someone who needs a monogamous relationship, then you should commit to it.

And well, if you’re like me and you just want to be wild and free; have the courage to tell people that. Defend who you are and your lifestyle, and stand up for yourself. Because if you hide who you are you will become ashamed and full of self-doubt. It’s not a good way to be.

Secrets and lies are bad. And I can’t believe I have to say that, but apparently I do.

And one last note while I’m on a role: Ladies please stop planing your life around guys you just met. It’s weird. Seriously. If you’ve known a guy for a few weeks, or even a few months, do not start naming the kids you want to have together or altering your whole life to be with them. People can get tangled up really quickly. Stuff ends up at the other person’s house, things get borrowed, etc… Don’t get tangled up any quicker than you have to. Be your own person. That’s really important.

If it happens too fast, it’s probably not healthy.

Oh, and for the love of all the gods living and dead, leave me out of it if you’re going to lie.

A Letter of Reference

September 18, 2014 by magicallydelicioussuperslut

Palace in South Korea

Disclaimer: If we’ve been lovers then maybe don’t read this. Or if you do, don’t get offended. I mean no offense, and this isn’t about you.

I said I’d write an ex a letter of reference. Laugh if you want, but he’s still a good friend and he thought it might help him with ladies he tries to date in the future. Writing this is going to make me wish we were still dating and that I was still in Portland, Oregon. But I guess I’ll do it anyway.

I met him while he was stationed in South Korea in the Army. We went for drinks, which turned into dinner, which tuned into smoking hooka. Eventually I asked him if he wanted to come home with me.

So I brought him home. Our first time having sex was intense. I could feel him trying to figure me out. He tried a lot of interesting things and I liked all of them.

Korean Flag

Over time though (I guess it took him a few weeks) he had it down to an exact science. He could get me off in 10 minutes or less, and always made it a point to do so before any penetrative sex happened. And ladies, that is the mark of a good guy. If he focuses on figuring out how to please you right off the bat, and then always makes sure you cum before him; he’s a keeper.

I had a rocket scientist who did the same thing, and I have to say, it is amazing what I will put up with from a guy who can make me cum. Seriously, looking back I know he was kind of a prick to me. But the sex… well… I would have done anything to keep having it.

Anyway my point is, Dante (as he goes by lately) is one of those guys who is just really selfless and fun in bed. And if he doesn’t know how to do what you like, he’ll learn. I was into kinky stuff and he wasn’t, so he went right out and bought rope and learned shibari without a thought or complaint. He was very motivated to make sure that he could do anything I wanted done to me. And he watched videos on flogging and other kink things so as not to be one of those annoying guys that goes “Well what do you WANT? And how do I DO all those things?”

Example of shibari

I never had to explain a thing. I didn’t have to teach him to use a flogger, or show him how to make me cum, or anything the hell else. He figured it all out on his own, and did a damn good job of it.

So guys, take note; this is exactly how you please a woman. If you’re not behaving like this, then you should.

And girls, pay attention: I can’t give anyone a higher recommendation than I’m willing to give Dante. Seriously. The man is a god in bed. I don’t keep track, but I’ve had sex with somewhere around 200 people and Dante is in the top 5. When I say something is good, take in account that my pool of comparison is large.

Most sex I have is nice, but unfulfilling unless I get myself off. No offense to those I’ve slept with who were good but not god status. Cuz, sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still good. It’s better than NO pizza. And it still fulfills the need for touch and companionship and all that stuff. Orgasms are a bonus for us girls, as the oxytocin (bonding hormone) from just having sex is wonderful for us.

And let’s be honest, there just aren’t a lot of guys out there who focus on pleasing their partners above all else. Most people are selfish, because that is normal.

Anyway, I’d like to ask that no one take offense to this post. If I’ve had sex with you more than once, then obviously I like it. And not everyone can be a sex god, okay?

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Guam, My New Home

September 14, 2014 by magicallydelicioussuperslut

So my new home is in Santa Rita, Guam. It’s a tiny island and I’m a little nervous, but I have been promised attractive Asian girls, so if that’s true I’ll be happy.

If you’re planning a vacation to the tropical island of Guam any time soon, please e-mail me: ladyvioletemail@gmail.com

It’s not a big island, so I suppose I’ll probably be pretty lonely. But I hope I can find something to keep me busy.

From everything I have been told, it’s a really pretty place. I hear there are packs of wild toads, geckos, and other adorable things.

I sincerely hope I love it!

Traveling

September 8, 2014 by magicallydelicioussuperslut

I’m afraid I haven’t been in front of a computer to write in quite awhile. But during my time away, I’ve been to many beautiful places and seen many beautiful things. I thought I should share a few.

Nevada salt flats

The Nevada Desert

Oregon Coast

Sea Live at the Oregon Coast Aquarium

Eastern Oregon Lava Flats

Blueberry Picking in Massachusetts

Tobacco Fields in Connecticut

And Last But Not Least; Sunflower Fields!

In a few days I’ll be moving to the US territory of Guam, and I hope to get back to my weekly writing then.

Until that time, thank you for your patience with me! I promise I’ll be done traveling soon and I’ll get back to my weekly posts.

STD Testing

August 15, 2014 by magicallydelicioussuperslut

Pictured is the numbers I got (because they do it by number, not by name) and the information they will give you to get your results.

No real post this week. Just this very important PSA:

A lot of people like to claim the moral high ground. They say things like: “My ex wife cheated but I was always faithful.”

And it’s all well and good to think that someone is a nice, principled individual and that they are probably telling the truth. Maybe they seem honest and trustworthy.

But I don’t care. Get tested anyway. Every time you find a new partner, trade STD tests.

In preparation to see my husband, I went off to the Multnomah Free Clinic for STD tests. It was sort of a pain since they don’t do Herpes and I had to go to a separate clinic down the block for that. It was $20 for the bulk of the tests, and another $39 for the Herpes test. Yes, that is expensive to someone who doesn’t make much and I understand when people make that argument. But as I have said before, condoms aren’t 100% effective (in fact they are far less effective against some diseases) and responsible people get tested.

Please be a responsible person.

If you Google “Free STD testing” you can usually find a clinic in your area. And while it can be kind of a pain, it is well worth it for the piece of mind.

A Night With Two Boys

August 7, 2014 by magicallydelicioussuperslut

Note: This is a fantasy scenario I’m writing in hopes of giving my husband ideas for his upcoming visit to Portland. I thought I’d share because I often get asked about threesomes. If you’re more into MFF threesome, I have written about those too.

I have had several MMF (male, male female) threesomes. But most of them have been with boys who liked both girls and boys, so mostly I have never been the center of attention.

Not tonight. Tonight is all about me.

They are nervous, so they have a few drinks. They don’t know each other, though I know both of them very well. My beautiful pet and my longtime Portland boyfriend, whom we’ll call Ryuu (because yahoo answers suggested it as a good name for a half Japanese boy).

They have awkward casual conversation for awhile, and then at my suggestion we move to the bedroom.

I immediately strip, because I think they will be more comfortable if I am naked. Because they are unsure what to do, I start touching myself, and wiggling to the music.

Eventually they are daring enough to join me, running their hands along my body, while carefully trying not to let their hands touch each other (Ryuu is only 22 but one of the rare Millennials who is very straight). Inside, I am laughing a little at this. But I try not to let them see how amused I am by their nervousness.

Finally, they are both interested enough to take off key articles of clothing. I smile, and get down on the floor. I invite Ryuu to come forward, opening my mouth and giving him a pointed look. He gets down onto his knees in front of me and I start to suck him.

Pet needs no invitation. Seeing this, he grabs my hips and plunges his cock into my pussy. I wince, because it has been awhile and he is shockingly large. Inwardly I am smiling, enjoying every moment of having two men inside of me at once.

There is something so exciting about experiencing a variety of sensations at once.

When I grow tired of this I decide to mix it up. I sit up and have pet move beneath me. I whisper to Ryuu “I want you in my ass.”

I move my hips and let Pet slip into my pussy, while I feel a second cock pushing up, into my ass. It is a difficult angle for the boys, as they are both having to move while I hold still. I can tell they are having a hard time making it work, but I don’t care. I am loving this feeling. I feel so full, and so used. It’s fantastic.

When Pet finally gets frustrated, he pulls out of me and gets on his knees in front of me. While still being fucked in the ass, I lick my wet pussy juices off of Pet’s cock and start to suck him. He grabs his cock and starts moving his hand along the shaft, while still letting me suck the tip. And when he cums, he cums all over my lips and my chin. I lick it up and then put my face to the ground, letting Ryuu fuck me hard, until he cums in my ass.

I feel them both relax, and so I move off to the side, where I pull out my dildo and start fucking myself, while rubbing my clit. I moan as I get closer and closer, and then in one brilliant moment I cum.

I look up to see them watching. Pet is already ready again because he is young, and he loves to fuck. I meet his gaze and motion to the bathroom. The shower is big enough for several people, and we should get clean.

We walk into the shower, Ryuu following. I rub soap all over my body and slowly rinse it off as they watch. Then I wrap myself in a towel and go lay down in the bed. They follow after they rinse off, and they start to play with me some more. Ryuu pinches my nipples, because he knows that I like that. And Pet moves to lick my pussy; showing off a bit because he wants to show how interested he is in me having orgasms.

After they play awhile, they put me on my knees with my face pressed into a pillow, and they take turns fucking me. I love the feel of one cock going in, fucking me, and pulling out; only to feel another take it’s place. It feels like being passed around at a party and I love it. If I wasn’t so worried about STDs, I would totally do gang bangs. It is some of my favorite porn. I love the idea of being the center of attention for many men at once.

Eventually they both cum, one after the other. I can feel the wet, stickiness running out of me and down my legs. It feels so dirty, and so good.

We lay there for a moment, spent. Ryuu passes us a towel to wipe off with. My hair is matted against my neck, and I smile to myself.

After a bit, we all put our clothes back on. That slightly ashamed feeling returns to the room. None of us are sure what to say. So I go out for a smoke and they follow me. I talk about something completely unrelated to what just happened, and I smile a lot.

Pet and I collect our things and head back to our hotel room. I know he feels a little weird about what just happened. It is a strange way to meet my lover, who has been one of my companions while we were apart this last year. But I also know he is happy, because he has finally given me something I wanted. We have had a lot of threesomes, but he knew I wanted just once to be the center of attention. Today he gave me that. He cuddles against me in our hotel bed, and he is happy because his Mistress is happy.

Awkward perhaps, but a good night for us all.

It’s My Birthday!

July 31, 2014 by magicallydelicioussuperslut

Two years ago a friend of mine told me that I should write a blog. I’m still not sure I have anything to say that anyone would care about, but the “stats” on my blog seem to suggest that people are reading, so I guess I’l just carry on writing.

I’d like to take this opportunity to remind you that I do take suggestions, comments, or criticism. And since some people aren’t comfortable leaving the things they want to say in the comment section, remember that I have an e-mail address: ladyvioletemail@gmail.com

I’m happy to write about any topic that I know about if you have questions, so remember to keep those questions coming.

Thanks for sticking with me the last two years, whoever you beautiful people are. It’s been fun, and I plan to continue.

I do try to get a post out once a week, though I’m doing a lot of travel this summer and moving countries again, so bear with me when I miss a post or two.

Cheers!

New Sex Toy!

July 25, 2014 by magicallydelicioussuperslut

A friend of mine quit his perfectly good job as an experimental particle physicist to make sex toys. When he quit, the university was somewhat surprised. Scientists do not often walk away from a research grant. But he had a dream.

So he adopted the title “Doctor Extreme” (a reference to his real-life PHD, and what he is using it for all rolled in one) and began making sex toys.

The first invention was called the X-1, and it used a different kind of vibration technology than what had been used in the past. I wrote about it when it came out. But now he’s taken it up a notch with the Ambrosia Vibe, a dildo that is sensitive to touch, and connected to a vibrator. It’s best if you see it.

It has all kinds of applications, but as someone who often pegs my pet, I like how the vibrator can fit into the dildo to rest up against a girl’s lady parts while she’s fucking someone with the dildo. I think that could be a neat feeling, and I’d like to try it.

Anyway, the Indigogo campaign is doing well and you should contribute if you can, because it will help a real scientist look into really awesome ways for girls to get pleasure from sex, and that is something that makes me really excited.

As you know from many of my previous posts, women do not usually have vaginal orgasms. That means you can pound away all you want, and we’re not going to have much fun. But with science, new possibilities of enjoyment and fun are on the horizon, and I’m excited to see what Doctor Xtreme does not only with the Ambrosia Vibe, but with all his future inventions as well.

Deacon X at The Analogue Cafe

July 23, 2014 by magicallydelicioussuperslut

Sunday I went to Deacon X Fetish Night at The Analogue cafe in downtown Portland.

For those who have never been to a fetish night, it is a great experience. There is usually a lot of different toys you can check out, like various whips and paddles, and a violet wand. If you’re new to kink, these “tastings” can help you figure out what you might like, and give you a chance to play in a risk-free environment without having to buy the toys first.

All new folks to the community should definitely take a night to go to a fetish event like Deacon X or a fetish prom, to have the opportunity to experiment.

I appreciate the fact that the first thing they did was put tape over both sides of my camera phone. This is to discourage pictures, since there is nudity. The girls who agree to be rope bottoms or anyone who does demos nude agree to put on a show for the guests, but NOT for the internet.

And there were some lovely performers. I particularly appreciated the girl who danced in a hula hoop suspended from the ceiling. I wish I could have found a picture online.

I also want to mention that it was my second time seeing a guy in the Portland area who goes by Nobel. I had seen him before at The Velvet Rope with my brother. He’s one of the better rope suspension artists I have seen, and that’s saying a lot coming from me. If you’re ever in Portland, I’m told he teaches rope classes, and if you’re into Shibari, you should check it out.

It was a really good night and Portland kinksters can be very friendly at events. If you happen to be in Portland on a Sunday night when Deacon X is going on, I’d recommend checking it out.

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