So my new home is in Santa Rita, Guam. It’s a tiny island and I’m a little nervous, but I have been promised attractive Asian girls, so if that’s true I’ll be happy.

If you’re planning a vacation to the tropical island of Guam any time soon, please e-mail me: ladyvioletemail@gmail.com

It’s not a big island, so I suppose I’ll probably be pretty lonely. But I hope I can find something to keep me busy.

From everything I have been told, it’s a really pretty place. I hear there are packs of wild toads, geckos, and other adorable things.

I sincerely hope I love it!